Saturday, December 29, 2007 (11:48:00 AM)
George Bush parody

This is the next big thing . Enjoy .



Monday, December 24, 2007 (7:55:00 PM)
Christmas not X'mas

Hey . Christmas is here again ! Actually , Christmas signifies Jesus' birthday and people all around the world celebrates it . But , nowadays , people neglect this special occasion . Heres a letter Jesus has written to all of you .

anyway God has a letter for all of your this christmas!

hello dear children ,

Well, as you know, it's time for my birthday again. Last year they had a real big party for me and it seems like they will again this year. After all, they've been shopping and preparing for it for months now, and there have been announcements and advertisements almost everyday about how soon it's coming! They really do go overboard about it, but it's nice to know that at least on one day of the year some people are thinking about me a little. You know, it's been many years now since they first started celebrating my birthday. Back then they seemed to realize and appreciate how much fun it is for the little children. Just the same, it seems that most folks are missing the point of it all. Like last year for example...when my birthday came around they threw a big party but can you believe it?... I wasn't invited! Imagine! The guest of honor, and they forgot all about me! Here they had begun preparing for the festivities two months in advance but when the big day came I was left out in the cold!

Well, it happened so many times in recent years I wasn't even surprised. Even though I wasn't invited I thought I'd just quietly slip in anyway. So I came in and stood off to the side. Everyone was drinking, laughing and having a grand time, when all of the sudden, in came this fat fellow in a bright red suit wearing a phony white beard and shouting "Ho Ho Ho!" He looked like he had more than enough to drink but he somehow managed to weave his way across the floor while everyone cheered. When he collapsed into a big armchair all the children went running over to him excitedly yelling "Santa!! Santa!!" I mean, you'd have thought he was the guest of honor and the whole holiday was in his honor! Then he began telling them the most ridiculous stories you've ever heard ... that he lived at the North Pole with a crew of dwarfs and that every year on my birthday he rides in his sleigh pulled by a bunch of flying reindeers, delivering presents to children all over the world!! I mean there wasn't a word of truth in anything he said! Imagine telling such poor, little, impressionable kids such far-fetched fables! Finally I just had to leave, I walked out of the door, and it was hardly surprising that no one even noticed that I had gone.

Another thing that amazes me is how, on my birthday, instead of giving me presents, most people give presents to each other! And to top it all off, it's usually all kinds of stuff they don't even need! Let me ask you, wouldn't you find it odd if when your birthday came along, all your friends decided to celebrate it by giving each other presents and never gave you a thing? Someone once told me, well, it's because you're not around like other people are, so how can we give you a present? You know my answer to that one...then give gifts of food and clothing to the poor, help those who need it. Go visit the lonely! I said, "Listen, any gift you give to your needy fellowmen, I'll count as if you gave it to me personally!" (See Matthew 25:34-40) .

Well sad to say, things are getting worse each year. You can just imagine my shock a few years ago when I began seeing them taking my name out of my birthday greeting and replacing it with an X. What an insult!! Think of it!...X-mas!! What if I wrote you a birthday card and said Happy Birthday X! You'd probably never talk to me again! And that's just about how I feel. I mean what more could they do to push me right out of the picture on my own birthday?

Now this is something I've been planning on doing for quite sometime, but the way things are going, I think I'm planning of holding my own party! How about that? It's going to be the biggest, most fantastic feast, you could possibly imagine! It might not happen this year but I'm sending out invitations now anyway because I know you'll want to come. There's going to be room for billions, for everyone who wants to come! Some really famous old timers and celebrities are going to be there and I'll reserve you a seat of honor right with them! (Matthew 8:11) So hold on to your hat because when everything is ready I'm going to spring it as a big surprise and a lot of people are going to be left out in the cold because they didn't answer my invitation!! Let me know right away if you'd like to come and I'll reserve you a place and write your name in large golden letters in my BIG GUEST BOOK!!

love,
JESUS.

We should really get the fact that Christmas is indeed celebrated for Jesus Christ . Not for Santa Claus . Children of God , Please help forward this message and spread it around .


Thursday, December 20, 2007 (9:24:00 PM)
YI camp 2007





Hey guys ! Im back from a 4d3n camp in rjc ! It was uber fun and we had special guess Pastor Matt Fielder from planetshakers church to preach for us ! Though it was sad to close the camp , I learnt to cherish the ending and put it down . Well , fret not ! Pastor Matt will be preaching again on Saturday for the Christmas bash ! Ouch .. i hope those i invited are free >< . Well , i'll pose some pics i took recently =)


Friday, December 7, 2007 (6:46:00 PM)
Christmas is coming !


Christmas is coming ! As i hum the first noel song , it reminds me of how much I used to love Christmas trees . And not to forget , turkeys , ham and all the good food . Merry Christmas in advance ! Hohoho . I'll be away for a church camp on 17th to 20th !Its gonna be so much fun . I hope the holy spirit will touch me just as it did on encounter retreat ! * I was so touched my tears were free flowing * >< .Then , we have Christmas bash ! Anyone wanna come ? Fret not . I'll be inviting people over for the bash . BUt those who are interested please leave me a tag . It'll be at Jurong stadium . I'll confirm the date for you if you want =)) . And and , i wanna bake Christmas cookies ! *I'll make sure its not chao tar * Recently , i fell in love with cameras >< . Now people start calling me 2nd samuel of YI . Here are some nice shots =) . Im kidding . Ignore the nice shots part . Okay .. How nice if mr Chew retires . I dont want him to cut my hair again!



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